corruptyoungminds:

steveaph:

people who survive the summer with long hair are surviving the apocalypse 

have they heard of hijabs

(Source: intellectualpanda, via eyeshab)

" There are two reasons why people don’t talk about things; either it doesn’t mean anything to them, or it means everything "

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

(Source: spockdarlin, via bookshopmemories)

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wearingly:

I find it crazy how any of us can die at any moment yet we live our lives always planning for the future

(via al-mu-minaat)

*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
I hate it when desi parents think about peoples opinion
Me: mum can i go out with my friend
Mum: no beta your dad's uncles neighbours cousins cats goldfish wont like it
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